Things to Do

1. Scour the densest jungles and deserts of the world.
2. Find some guy who thinks he is always right, even when he is wrong.
3. Make him wear FIFA referee shirt.
4. Put him in charge of an important match in the 2010 World Cup.
5. Watch him blow an important, game-changing call.
6. Watch him refuse to explain his actions afterward.
7. Shove him on plane for anywhere he would like to go. One-way, of course.
8. Read papers later on how said person was known to take bribes in past games, and maybe even for this game.
9. Bury head in sand when confronted by media when asked why we allowed him to referee in the first place.
10. Repeat 1-9
11. Send "Things to do" list to UEFA, CONCACAF, CONMEBOL, etc.